About Us
The Most wanted SMASH burger in town
Many of you already know that a "Paddy Wagon" was used to carry prisoners. The Patty Wagon transports delicious burgers, hot dogs and sides directly to you from our mobile food establishment. Come and check us out - try one of our Alcatraz, Bryant's Devils Island or San Quentin SMASH burgers!
In a Spot Near You
We bring great fresh food to locations all over Columbia and surrounding areas within an hour radius. Be sure to follow our social media to see where we are and for surprise visits!
Available for Events
Do you have a company function or other special event where you would like us to show up? The Patty Wagon is available to cater your event. Contact us for details!
Menu
Entrees
Specialty SMASH Burgers - Available in Beef, Turkey or Portobello
ALcatraz
1/3 lb. double burger
Cheddar, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickle, House Dressing
Riker's Island
1/3 lb. double burger
Mushrooms, Swiss, Caramelized Onions, Garlic Aioli Sauce
Joliet
1/3 lb. double burger
Blue Cheese Crumbles, Lettuce, Tomato, Blue Cheese Sauce
Bryant's Devils Island
In memory of our friend and team member - Bryant Wilks, II
1/3 lb. double burger
Pepper Jack, Jalapenos, Lettuce, Tomato, Chipotle Mayo
San Quentin
1/3 lb. double burger
Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado Sauce
The Bob
In memory of our father, husband, son, brother, uncle, friend, and all around good man - Bob Elder
1/3 lb. double burger
Ketchup, Mustard
Build your Own SMASH Burger
*Additional beef patties, cheese, mushrooms, and bacon available for an additional charge. Single patty burgers available upon request.
1/3 pound Double SMASH Burger
Your choice of Cheese - American, Cheddar, Provolone, Pepper Jack, Swiss
Your choice of Toppings - Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Jalapenos, Pickles, Relish
Your choice of Sauces - Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Chipotle Mayo, Avocado, Garlic Aioli, Blue Cheese, House
1/4 lb all beef HOT DOG
Ketchup, Mustard, RElish, Onion
Sides
Fries sold separately
French Fries
Available with Salt, Ranch, Cajun Seasonings
CHIPS
Beverages
Soda
TEa
water
Kids Meal
*Meals include a burger and or hot dog, fry and or chip
Single Cheeseburger
American cheese
Hot dog
Menu subject to change based on ingredient availability
Contact Us
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We can't wait to see you!
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